I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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