I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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