Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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