somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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