I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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