I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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