party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
where does the pee come out of this thing
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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