Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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