new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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