Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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