so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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