Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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