On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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