She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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