Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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