i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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