she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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