stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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