i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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