do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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