Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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