Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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