Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
