he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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