If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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