you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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