Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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