So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
