I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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