I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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