I cut my penus on the lid.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
