the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was confusing and full of hummus
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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