You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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