We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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