Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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