i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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