You can't motorboat a personality
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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