im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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