ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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