That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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