so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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