i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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