But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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