Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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