omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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