how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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