my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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