Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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