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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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