We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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