Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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