You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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