My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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