It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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