Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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